On Thursday night, we headed out of our usual neck of the woods to Chatswood for dinner. I read some good reviews of Chelsea Hotel, which does simple pub food with specials from Saturday to Thursday night like Bangers and Mash for $10 and $8 cocktails (normally $16) from 5pm. Benian and I used to go to these cheap bistro eats when we were both uni students, but it’s been a long time since we’ve chowed down on pub food at the University of Sydney adjacent Lansdowne Hotel. Part of me was curious to find out if our standards have risen much over the last 4 years, or if a $10 steak really is as satisfying as I remembered.
After a shopping spree at Kathmandu (Benian and I are travelling to Japan next month—more on that later), we arrived at Chelsea Hotel in time for an early meal at 6pm. The downstairs courtyard was packed with white collars blowing off steam after work, but after finding our way up the dark staircase, we were pleasantly surprised to find a rather quiet dining area. Menus are found on the ridiculously tall tables and food is ordered at the counter. To qualify for the specials, you have to order a drink, so us lightweights started with a couple of lemon lime bitters.
Benian
After we decided what to order, I approached the bar and listed it. As usual I blurted the order out in a flury which left the staff frantically punching the details into their point of sale system and me having to repeat my order. The staff were pleasant, but not overly talkative and definitely straight to business.
After taking our drinks and buzzer back to our table we waited and talked till our buzzer went off to collect our food. I did comment at one point to Helena that I was surprised at how long our order took to cook. I hope I was not being harsh but I considered how many people were in the place without food already, how long I remember bistro food taking from previous experience and what we had ordered. I guess I was all the more excited (and hungry) when the food was ready and my Chicken Schnitzel with Mash and Mushroom Gravy arrived!
The schnitzel was thin, so it was not as moist as it could have been. Fortunately it was quite tasty with a nice bistro styled crumbing around the outside. The mash was a standard affair and the gravy was really punchy with mushroom flavour. I think I have slightly grown up in taste over the past few years as I felt the flavours were very sharp without subtlety.
In relative terms to another similar meal I had at the food court near my office, it actually did not stack up and was in the end more expensive.
With our stomachs full, we decided to take advantage of their Thursday night cocktails special and ordered two drinks. I originally requested a Toblerone as I thought Helena would probably liked it and we could share, only to find her toting the Toblerone with a Lychee Caprioska back from the bar because she thought I’d prefer the latter. She was absolutely right, we found it hilarious we had just bought each other drinks.
The Lychee Caprioska was really refreshing, the lime worked wonderfully with the sweet lychees and the way it was muddled really brough out the flavours.
Helena
I ordered the 250g grain fed rump steak with chips and pepper gravy (you get your choice between mash/chips and diane, mushroom, pepper or onion gravy). The steak was thick and juicy, perfectly medium rare as I requested), but quite a lot of charring on one section of the steak gave off a bitter burnt taste. Chips were really hearty drenched in the pepper sauce, although the gravy was a little on the thin side. I would have also liked the pepper fiery hot, but it tasted as though it just had a little cracked pepper on top.
My Toblerone cocktail was like a velvety chocolate milk. I didn’t quite get the “Toblerone” and wouldn’t have guessed it had anything to do with the chocolate bar if I hadn’t seen the name, but I loved it nevertheless. It was quite lovingly made by the bartender, with chocolate sauce scribbled on the inside of the martini glass and a heady mix of Frangelico and Baileys shaken with cream and honey and dusted with cocoa powder.
Our Ratings
Benian gives Chelsea Hotel 5.5 out of 10. The food overall was not bad, but as one of my coworkers always says “it’s not something to write home about”. Given the huge food offerings in Chatswood I would only go back if I was in another bistro mood. It was a very comfortable locale with nice dim lighting and a chilled vibe. I think the pair sitting next to us had the right idea – cocktails and D & Ms (cocktales?).
Helena gives Chelsea Hotel 6 out of 10. The service was curt and the seats literally tearing at the seams but aside from a little charring, the food was fulfilling, and hit the spot with both of us famished after a long day at the office. As usual, I had plate-envy, and think I probably would have enjoyed the chicken schnitzel more, but I’d definitely go back if I was in the neighbourhood again and starving to death. In terms of answering my own question about whether or not my standards have changed; I think the answer is a definitive yes. I would much rather pay triple the price for a really spectacular steak (or just get Benian to fry me one up at home with extra cracked pepper please) but then again, it was totally worth ending the night giddily with two extremely good value cocktails.
The Need to Knows
Location: Chelsea Hotel, 10-14 Railway St, Chatswood, NSW, 2067
Contact Number: (02) 9411 4995
Website: www.chelseahotel.com.au
Bookings: Just for functions.
Parking: Not sure about parking, but Chatswood station is across the road. Taxis and buses aplenty.
Pricing: Around $15pp including drinks for specials or around $16–21 for other selections off the menu. Cocktails normally $16 but $8 on Thursday nights.

















































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